I’ve become so bitter about these lists. Listening to so much music, and then trying to remember which ones I liked best over the course of the year. Sigh…it’s a battle I’m guaranteed to lose. But the thought of NOT doing one stresses me out even more.
Ah well…
Here it is. The Best of 2008. With haikus.
(alphabetical order)
Antony & The Johnsons - Another World
sad and dramatic
but his voice is beautiful
mope mope mope mope mope
Caina - Temporary Antennae
it’s dark and swirly
with just a touch of the gaze
but black metal too
Darkthrone - Dark Thrones and Black Flags
Fenriz fucking rules
he gets older and better
croakier and crustier
Funeral Mourning - Drown In Solitude
with a name like this
you can probably guess that
this shit is moody
Grouper - Dragging A Dead Deer Up A Hill
gauzey and muted
like a david lynch movie
where’s julee cruise?
Hayaino Daisuki - Headbangers Karaoke Club
i don’t like grind now
it bores me with it’s rawr rawr
but this…this I like
Darren Hayman - Great British Holiday EPs
the guy from Hefner
writes a bunch of pansy EPs
and they’re all quite good
Johnny Foreigner - Waited Up Til It Was Light
guy and girl vox
but it doesn’t suck balls
like most of this stuff
Junius - s/t
if Cave-In were good
(after the early stuff, dude)
then this would be it
The Last Shadow Puppets - The Age Of The Understatement
Arctic Monkeys suck
So I was surprised by this
because it didn’t
Leviathan - Massive Conspiracy Against All Life
black metal is yawn
but not Leviathan, dude
this shit is BRUTAL
Nachtmystium - Assassins: Black Meddle Pt. 1
black meddle, get it?
either way, it’s a good disc
smart, good, and spacey
Pyramids - Pyramids
they like black metal
And 4AD too, I bet
fucking beard metal
Scars On Broadway - S/T
the dude from System
ditches the crap bro metal
for good punk metal
Starflyer 59 - Dial M
their name may suck balls
but this band fucking crushes
no bible thumping
Ten Kens - s/t
i hear some Pixies
some post rock, I would suppose
but I hate that term
To The Bones - Duke Type A
i like angsty brits
who listen to Sonic Youth
and other stuff too
Torche - Meanderthal
they used to be Floor
low end catchy rumble rock
this makes me happy
Trancelike Void - Destroying Something Beautiful
metal met shoegaze
they spoke Nietzsche and coffee
and they went steady
Wave Pictures - Instant Coffee Baby
Hefner meets V. Femmes
hyper literate pansies
yeah, I’m a sucker
Wild Beasts - Limbo Panto
falsetto, you say?
you will love or hate his voice
but good songs…so good